With the mentality of some workers today, I guess these comments are not too 
surprising, but awfully dumb.

IDIOTS AT THE PHONE COMPANY:  This week, all our office phones went dead and I 
had to contact the telephone repair people.  They promised to be out between 
8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.  When I asked if they could give me a smaller time 
window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before 
we come?"   I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that since 
our phones weren't working.  He also requested that we report future outages 
by email (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).

IDIOTS AT WORK:  I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when 
the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.   
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card 
was signed.  When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare 
the signature I had just signed on the receipt.  So I signed the credit card 
in front of her.  She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just 
signed on the receipt.  As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:  I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently had a 
new neighbor call the Local township administrative office to request the 
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.   The reason: cars were hitting 
too many deer and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:  My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a 
taco.  She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."   He 
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:  I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an 
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your 
knowledge?"  To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I 
know?"  She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:  When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership 
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to 
the Service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the 
driver's side door.  As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively 
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.  "Hey," I announced 
to the technician, "it's open!"   To which he replied," I know - I already got 
that side."

NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER