One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long
way and no longer needed God.  So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him
that they were done with Him.  The scientist walked up to God and said, "God,
we've decided that we no longer need you.  We're to the point that we can clone
people and do many miraculous things, so thank you very much, and why don't you
just go on and get lost."

God listened kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God
said, "Very well, how about this: what do you say we have a man making contest?"

To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"

"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

"Sure, no problem," said the scientist, and bent over and scooped up a handful
of dirt.

God looked at him and shook his head. "Oh, no, you don't.  You start with your
OWN dirt!"