DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
    
 THINGY (thing-ee) n.
 female: Any part under a car's hood.
 male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
 
 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
 female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
 male:   Playing football without a helmet.
 
 COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
 female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
 partner.
 male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
 weekend
 with the boys.
 
 BUTT (but) n.
 female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
 "look bigger."
 male:   what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or
 goal.  Also good for mooning.
 
 COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
 female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
 male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
 girlfriend.
 
 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
 female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
 male:   Anything that can be done while drinking.
 
 FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.
 female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
 male:   An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
 bonding.
 
 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
 female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
 male:   Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
 
 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
 female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
 male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three
 minutes.